Girl Scout treats

I helped Mom help the Girl Scouts. We drove a short way to a place where troops came by to pick up Girl Scout treats. Food that I don’t know yet. But, it sure looks good. Mom says I must stick with my milk for now. Oh, Mom.
The food was placed by troop. One by [...]

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E-R

Mom and Dad rush me to the place where I was born. My tum tum is sick. I don’t want to eat. I can’t keep my milk down, and I have the runs. A lot comes out both ends.
The nurse smiles at Mom and Dad. “First kid, huh?” she asks.
“Yeah,” they say.
I know the room [...]

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“M” and “M”s

I can sound out an “M’ now. Like this: Muh.
This sound makes Mom grin too wide. She wants me to say it more than once. And fast. Like this: Muh. Muh.
Mom is weird.

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The face

I look like I am deep in thought. My eyes stare straight. My cheeks start to flush. My nose flares. I purse my lips.
I grunt. I push.
I poop my pants.

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Ahhh – choo!

I woke up with a cold. This is my third one.
Mom takes a bulb and sucks my nose dry. I see the bulb come at me and I hold my breath.
Snot fun.

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Yum yum in the tum tum

Did you know I can eat with a spoon? I did not like it at first. I did not quite get the hang of it. My tongue would push the food out and I would spit. Mom had to wear a bib, too.
But it can’t be that hard if Mom and Dad can do it. [...]

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The color of love

Mom dressed me all in red–from head to toe. I like red. The bright hue cheers me on a cold day.
Mom must like red too. She just sent Dad twelve red roses.
And Dad likes red. When I was born he put a crab apple tree in our yard for me. It will have red blooms [...]

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